sawneesnowstar:

christmas-llama:

yorkshirelarry:

this is why i have trust issues image

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you can clearly see the first one is red while the second one is blood orange

gif LOL troll blood orange Project Runway lampsarepeopletoo

(Source: itwillallbeokaymydear, via sendmeaf3lon)

,,

I’m not used to being loved. I wouldn’t know what to do.

F. Scott Fitzgerald, More Than Just A House  (via atmosthetic)

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surprisebitch:

*calls 911*

911: hello, 911, what is your emergency?

me: help!! i lost my virginity!!

911: um im sorry.. but.. i dont think..

me: no, i lost my pet, “virginity” its name is virginity !

911: ohhh! xD

me: xD

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fuck-yeah-tennis:

bellezzamortale:

fuck-yeah-tennis:

fat-old-sun:

Is it selfish of me to ask roger to play until he’s 65?

but roger is immortal so…

# ALL ABORD THE NOPE TRAIN TO AGE IS JUST A NUMBER AND I CHOOSE TO LIVE IN DENIAL-VILLE

I have found fellow passengers.

OMG I WAS GONNA COPY THAT TAG OFF OF YOUR OTHER POST AND TELL YOU HOW AMAZING IT IS AND I AGREE WHOLEHEARTEDLY

gayisthenewokay:

in-toxicatd:

I can’t wait for the day that instead of “It’s late, I have to go.” you will say “It’s late, let’s go to bed.”

this is so cute

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